ColorfulCalicoCat

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Forrest reunited with Bubba and Lieutenant Dan!
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I need. I want.

pittl:

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I need. I want.

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Pretty much me.

Pretty much me.

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iwishihadafather:

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is he gay

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This is my dream guy.
Ugh! Too cute!

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'How high can you get?' 
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"It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in, but once they did… POW. I mean I had skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase… the cerebral palsy phase"

It’s Elementary school all over again.

First day at college today. I’m simply sitting outside my classroom waiting for it to start. So many people.. I’m hypo ventilating.. quietly

When I was 5 or 6, I used to think the word "BUTLER" was a curse word. I used to yell at my parents and called them "BUTLER" thinking it would make them mad, but I ended up getting upset cause they would just laugh and I never understood why.

THE most accurate description. EVER.

THE most accurate description. EVER.